thank goddddd.

arghhh.
havntt beeen able to give my blogs titlesss.
not sure why but i think somebody (tabi) played around a little tooo much.
but after ages of searching ive got them back on.
its finalllly moving dayy.
i feeel sick, like the sick you get when you wake up tooo early.
ewwwww.
i can just telll today is going to be fucking hard work.
espically as i have no muscless and there willl be lots of liftingss of heavy boxes.
wahhh.
but now im boreddd, waiting for tabi and robyn to wake up/be woken up.
ha.
and ive packed away my playstaionns, so no crash todayyyyyy.
oh wellll.
soo yeh maybe no blogging for a while, depends how long it takes to get the internettt working.
yayyyyyyyyyyyy.
my last post ever from this house.
byebyebeyebeeee.

yummm.

i likedd todayyyy
got up earlyyyyyy again like 6:15
playedd a litttttle crash and thenn got packing and cleaning with tabiiii
was nice
can nott wait to movee tomorrrow
movemovemovemovemovemoveeeee day
awwwwww
so fun
have way too much stuff though
awhh had a lovelyy ccyclee to work todayyy
even iff a man in a vannn let me cycle in front of him justt so he could loook at my bum as i cycledd up a hilll
yummmy just had takeawayyy
lastt time im gunnaaa havee shangg hai
awhhh
love the litttle lady
robyn and atbi should be backk sooon :):):)::)):)

blahh.

who knowsss
i thought today was going tooo be a nice dayy
seeing as yesterdayy feltt so shittt
but nuu uh
today was rubbbishh as welll
went sewinggg
came homee didnt have any time for lunch as i had to clear up stuff
then was late for work
rushed all the way theree and then didnt stp untilll like 5
when i got tooo eat something sneakllllyyy
urghhh
sooo streeesssful trying to show little kids how to sewwww whenn they've never done it beforee
oh welllll
the days almost over
and i neeed tooo pack and sort stuff out more
but im tireddddddd
ewwwwwwwwwwww
this post is boring and uselessss
oh welll
checkk theese out
sooo cute
see they are onlyy white in the snoowww

eww.

erghhhhh
i feell like such shit
feel welll sick but in like sick in my throatt lungs kind of way
im soo tiredd getting up at 6:30
moving shit sround all ady whilst playing crash bandicoot
had some jamicaaa cake and custard for lunch
and have spentt since like 3 being at work
noww home
sleeep time
boooo

aamazingg.

im gunna keep writing my blog, fingers crosssed.
i thikn tabis beeen abit disapointteddd in my non bloggging.
wooooooooooooah.
today has beeen another excitinggg day of packing and just sorting stuff out.
now am in a rush too get too work.
whooops.
arghhh.
awhh carls first day of work todayy.
so cute.
i got up like at twat o'clock like a gooood girlfriend and made him his lunch and sent him on his wayyy.
can't wait to move.
and have a rooom i could actuallly stand up in.




soo this was a fun thing to search into google, rabbit sex.
i wouldntt try it, lots of dildoossss.
ha.

sorrryy.

ohhh im sorry im crap at thiss blog thing
i have nothing new too declareee other than im pooor
and moving house
cantt wait
to feeel like i have a home again

canttt stop lisening too this song
love her voiceee :):):):)))
dont too keen on the actuall videoo
wantt to go see her at theklaa but all sold out :(



awhhh
off to workk now.

cryyycryy.

wahhhhhhhwahwhawhahahwhh.
i didnt get a job.
sucks dick
i want one so bad
i wantt to be in a rountine and have money and work hard
and feel like im doing something with myself
oh welll
feeeling to crapppy to write anything elese
did a workout on dance mat
im dying now
im actually good at it when carls not hereee looking
rock of love timeeeeee
night

whooops.

long time no seee.
just beeen lazyyy.
beeen busy planning moving house and workingg etcetcetcccc
had a nice chilled out day today
packed some moreee
watching rock of love 2 now with tabi
ohh dramaaa of this
love it
after waxingg her fooofooo
waiting for packett pastaaaa too cook
yumyumyuumm
been cravingg it forrr weeeks
yumyuymyuymmm

spiceeee up your lifee.

just went and sawww carl for his lunch
he bought me spice up your life vege curry
was amazaazinggg
£3.50 for dhal, curry, rice ANDDD a popadommm
yumyummm
going out tonightt
should be niceeee
just puttting stuff on ebay
but after saying id doo tabi's stuff i relised im only putting up on thing for myself
hmmm
whooops
home aloneee, im such a multitaskerr
at the momentt im inbetweeen, washing up, tidying up, washing clothes, ebaying, blogging, facebooking, twiiittering and listening tooo music.
outtrageouss
i would like a medal
nahnahnhnahahniii
i hope tonightsss awesome
me and tabi are pretttty happpy right nowww
sooo should be funfunfufnfunfnfnfnnn
lovvve eveyrthing

fuckk yehhh.

seriouslyy amazinggnessss
after my blog yesterdayyy about wanting a playstion 2
you'd never guess what carl bought me back from worcester
thatss right
a fuckingg playstationn
me and tabi are never go too leave it alone
i alreadyy boughtt a dance matt andd shit last night
and we had a sing starrr partyyy
was awesomeeeeeeeeeeee
love everythingggg
i would like some foood
undecideeeed on what though
hmmmmm

nanananannnnnhhhni

again ive been busy doing things so couldntt write in this
awhh nice couplee of dayss
had a realllly nice nice nighttt on saturdayyyy and even nicer evening sunday
love having peopleee roundd
itss awesomeee
awhhh
fuckd my arm again
just as i was being able to useee it
had tooo suppport myself as i felll and used my bad arm
it hurttttttttttt
who has a psp2 that they can lend/give me???
want one soo bad
yayyayayayay
going to a gig, not any giggg a reallll life gig on thruss
cannny waitttt
ahhh
right i must go and do somethinggg

waterrrmeloon.

yesyeyyeyeyeyyeyeyesyeyesyssssss.
just made a vodka watermellonnn, hope it turns out ok....
check it out:




yehh i know its a san meguil bottle but the vodka bottle was tooo big for me teeeny melon so poured vodka in the beeer bottle instead.
its gunna be amazing.
fingers crossssed.
tabis tried it before but as she mentalllly challengeddd she left the mellon ffor 2 months and it completlyy fucked up.

just waitting for my lasagnee to be cooked.
usedd lots of red wine in it.
yummm.
annd yeh so i made a guinness stew last night, vodka melon and wine lasagne.
im starting to sound like a righttt boooze head.
oh welll.

tabi and carl are being gays playing on the nintendo.
blahhhh,

i had soo much fun lloooking for this picture,
the donkey is defoo making that eeeee or noiseee.
YESSS.

dieeeeee.

im boreddddd
waitinggg for hairr dye to be doneeeeee
last night wasntt that bad consideringgg
apart from both of us forgoettubg our id
didnt get drunk
just couldnt
and also didnt have any doshhh
carl just went down the stairss singing:
'cock suckers unite, unite'
hes mentalllll
soo yeh nothing intersting to say.
saysaysaysaysaysay.
tabis bbummingg flapjack.
again.
outraegousss.

stewwww.

i love steww
me tab rosie and carll are all waiting for the dumplingsssss too be cooked in our awesomee stew
loveloveloveloveloveee ittttt
me aand tabi are going to have an ndubz discoo laterr
but no one likes n dubz sooo we havnt even bothered to invite everyonee
awhhhh nice relaxingg dayyyy
nahnahniii
cantt fucking wait for guinnesss dumpling motherfucking stewwww

amazinggg.

i dont like it i only write on thissss when i am bored and have nothing better too do
so it never gets updated with anything intersteddd
as when i am doing good things im too busy to write on this
first night working after being disableee
was prettty goood
i love having tabi back
todya should be awesomee
big catchh up
im a little hungover, i got drunk again by acccident again.
literallly just after 2 shots.
whooopsss.
and today i dontt have fuck all too doo.
unlikee the lst couple of daysss.
worrkkworkworkk.
now just waiting for carl to awaken and to get a text from rabiroooo.
nahhnahnii.
cantt stop listening tooo elllllie gouldingg, shes amazingg.

ouchhh.

im so boreddddd
and disableeeed
and tired
its hard tooo sleeep lying on my back with my cripppeled arm
im bored of this already
wahhwahwahhhh
i just feeel sorry for myselff i guesss
and i want tabii too come back
and forr carlll too hurry up andd get here, so i can be looked after
and have a hug i really need

buckleddd.

so on the way too my dadss house i had a traffic accident.
joy.
my front wheel is buckled and my elbow is fractured and my face is bruisedd.
all because some dickhead tried to show off on his bike whilst over taking me, and surprise surprise he fell of sending me crashing intoo him and i flew over him.
outrageouss i tell you.
he didnt evenn apologize.
goshhhh.

boyyy.

what a nighttt.
whichh includeddd dancing, headbutting and smashedd windows.
dramaaa.
im tireddd, went to bed at 5 and managedd to wake up at 10.
gunnna cycle listening to n-dubz, to my dadss in a secc and get some free grub.
headacheee.
i dont like being home alonee, want rabirooo back.
missing her lots.
awhhh these pandass are fucking amazinggg.
stilll nothing interstingg happpening, and stilll havnt spent a single penny.

ohh patt.

i'm defiantlyy have a pat butcher top on today.
i think its my new styleeee.
or as tabi says it granny styleeeee.



soo im backk to work tonight.
no good news, everyoness left me now, joyjoyjoyjyojyyy.
i literally tidiedd and watched eastenderss all day.
for-filled my life i think.
gunna go haveee din dinss with robyn before workk.
ohh nahnahni, i also have 2 slits in my eyebrow.
its amazinggg esp since my eyebrows are invisiblee.

nahnahhhniii.

oh bummm.
everyones going, and now i have no one and no money what so ever.
not even like 5p.
think im gunna stay in and just cleannncleanclean make the time go quicker.
fucking joyyyyy.
alsooooo tabi is being a massive vaginanaananaaa.
shes knows why, she should just have her cake and eat it.
hahahahahahahaaaaa.
nahnhanahanhaaaaa niiiiii.
im gunna try and write on my blog more.
so that tabi stopss cryinggg all the time.

this is a personall favourite of mind.
look at the wolf on top.
hes defiantlyy giving it his all.
and shesss not even that bothered.
outrageuousssss.

ohhhh.

so lallalalalalalallalalaaaa.
and blahblahhhblahblahblahhblah.
also rahahahahahahahaaa.
i'm bored as i'm waiting for little pig face too get out of the bath.
i have nothing intersting too say.
hmm i miss bristol.
feeels like i havn't been there properly
and i want to go swimming
but i wantt some little fishes in the poool
soo maybe i'll go too the seee

but here's another update of animals shagging.
its a personal favourite.

loveee.e

yesss awh.
today was gaystressfulandannoying.
but it was worth it.
and also tomoorrow booombooom.

wetttt.

soo thats how I spent my dayy, wet.
startedd of withh the fucking rain, joy of all joysss.
and not only rain, cycleingg in the rain.
then work.
however actually watchedd ben10 too see what it was all about.
don't really get it.
then got doubly wet from swimming.
i love swimming.
i'm sooo exhausted.

so this is a blog...

so this is pretty funny, i'm real life blogging.

right now i'm dying, just cycled a million and one miles on my teeney little bmx, whilst tabi rode ahead with her big batty giant bike.

too be honest it wasn't that awesome.

however i do want to marry rock band and magic roll.

today was nice.

this is also nice: